One brave knight, a lad but one-and-twenty, was sent across the sea to beg Lord Nimbus, God of Rain, to quench the thirsting fields of Frotzen. But the God, not sympathetic, smote his vessel with a bolt of lightning.
The second knight, a weapons-bearer, strong of limb and spirit, scaled the mountain peak of Matter-Horn, to seek Advice from spirits. The hopes of Princess Morning-Star fell with him.
A third knight ventured forth to try the fabled Wings of Icarus, and the secret method of their Flight, to please Alexis. But alas! the joyful knight, whilst soaring home to claim the Princess, flew into the open maw of Thermofax, a Dragon.
Alexis sent the fourth knight deep into the Mines of Mendon, there to slay a Grue, and drag the carcass up where all might see it. But Darkness overcame the hapless knight, who, lost without a lamp, was soon Devoured.
Another knight, the fifth, directed by the Queen to steal the Cocoa-Nut of Quendor, chanced upon a lair of hungry Implementors, and did not Foresee his peril.
Lastly stood before the Queen a gentle boy, no older than the Princess. Morning-Star liked well his beardless smile, and begged her mother not to test his Luck too harshly. But Alexis caused the youth to spend an evening midst an unclean Cemetery, from whence he ne’er returned; for eldritch Vapors carried him away, and gave no reason.